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If memoirs are your thing—the drama, the heart, the hilarious overshares—this retreat was made for you. It’s a nod to the stories that stick, the lives that inspire, and the unapologetically real.
This retreat has already written its chapter, but the story doesn’t end here. Discover what’s coming next, or reach out to plan a custom retreat just for you.
*Before booking, please read our Booking Terms.
Memoirs: because sometimes real life is stranger, messier, and way more entertaining than fiction. This November, we’re diving into the juicy, the bold, and the brutally honest. Think late-night convos, plot twists you can’t make up, and just enough self-reflection to call it personal growth. Bring your opinions—and your best one-liners.
What to expect when you're book[ed].
No assigned reading.
No scheduled discussions.
No group pressure.
Just beautiful places, good books, and a community that gets it.
You bring the story. We’ll handle the rest. A weekend with just the right amount of structure—and absolutely no pressure. Here’s how it might go down, give or take a nap and a few extra chapters.
Can't get in until Friday? No problem, get in touch for pro-rated pricing.
Day 1
Morning
Arrive and settle in.
Evening
Welcome reception followed by a movie screening—with snacks!
Day 2
Morning
Breakfast 8-11AM, followed by reading & leisure time.
Evening
Happy Hour 5-7PM, followed by a movie screening—with snacks!
Day 3
Morning
Breakfast 8-11AM, followed by reading & leisure time.
Evening
Happy Hour 5-7PM, followed by a movie screening—with snacks!
Day 4
Morning
Breakfast 8-11AM. Departure at 12PM.
Thursday, November 13th
- 4pm: Arrival and Check-in
- 5-7pm: Welcome reception
- 7-9:30pm: Screening: documentary with movie treats
Friday, November 14th & Saturday, November 15th
- 8-11am: Breakfast
- 12:00-3:00pm Lunch
- 5-7pm: Grazing Dinner
- 7-9:30pm: Screening: Documentaries and Biopics
- All Day: saltwater pool, community games, beach picnics, curated bookshelves, e-bikes & beach walks.
Sunday, November 16th
- Departure: 12pm
- Celebrate! You finally finished THAT book, or found a new favorite one, or met some new book[ed]. mates.
All retreats will include:
- Curated books available for guest reading throughout the property
- Social games and low-key organized activities (always optional)
- Moments of surprise and delight
- All Meals and Beverages (soft beverages, beer, wine & a signature cocktail)
- Paid membership to the book[ed]. society substack, our private community
Looking for an in-room custom collection of books? Add our custom book[ed]. collection at checkout.
Hotel Joaquin
A petite boutique resort in Laguna Beach nestled above Shaw’s Cove, Hotel Joaquin is a gem hidden in plain sight along the Pacific’s rich coastline. Marrying the breezy spirit of a faraway island escape with the pioneering soul of California’s first Spanish settlers, we invite you to disconnect from the ordinary and rediscover the indulgence of your innate senses.
The book[ed]. society has exclusive use of Hotel Joaquin and their amenities.
Stay solo, or share the story.
From cozy corners to curated cuisine—it's all included:
Got a special request? Want your books waiting by the bed? Upgrade your stay with custom add-ons when you check out—we love a little extra.
At checkout, please note the name of the person you would like to share a room with.
You Dream It,
We Plot It
Have a vision for your ideal retreat? We’ll bring it to life—genre, location, vibe, and all. It’s the getaway you’ve all been meaning to plan, minus the stress and spreadsheets.
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